Flat Stanley makes a splash on the red carpet


Look out, Julia Roberts! Pretty Flat Stanley is here!"


Louis Gossett Jr. will always be a screaming drill sergeant in my mind


Rising star Eduardo Verastequi


Buzz Aldrin. Buzz punched out a guy awhile back for saying the moon landing was a fake


Hanging with Stephen Baldwin, my favorite smirking reality star. You're holding me a little tight there, Stephen? Stephen???


Everybody in my class back on Vancouver Island loves Johnny Depp. My feet almost fit in his footprints. Almost.

Woaaahhhh Hey! Let me down! This isn't funny!